so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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