just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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