No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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