Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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