I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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