Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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