is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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