I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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