she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
