everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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