Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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