I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
do nipples grow back?
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