is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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