My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
