In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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