Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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