Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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