Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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