Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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