It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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