Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Randomize
