and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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