You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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