dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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