I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
