That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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