who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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