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im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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