YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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