new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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