He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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