4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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