Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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