There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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