Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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