Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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