There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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