Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It's like God shit irony all over that family
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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