well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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