Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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