is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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