im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think I am morally bankrupt
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
the gays at disneyland are vicious
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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