I puked a lego.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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