Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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