Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
When are your genitals available?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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