My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Church boner. Awkwardddd
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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