His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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