whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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