Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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