yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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